Desperate for a child, a couple asked their priest to pray for them, "I'm going to Rome." he told them. "I'll light a candle in St Peters's Cathedral for you."
When the priest returned three years later, he found the wife pregnant and looking after two sets of twins. Elated, he asked to speak to her husband and congratulate him.
"He's gone to Rome." said wife, "to blow out that candle."
                                                                                  Kathlyn Yoder

Pig

While speeding down a long, winding mountain road, a man swerves to avoid a woman who comes flying round the corner.
As she passes him, she leans out of the window and screams  "Pig!"
Astonished, the man turns and shouts back, "Idiot!" Then he rounds the bend and crashes into a pig.
            Anon

Twins

On on a prenatal visit to the doctor, I was dumbfounded to be told I was carrying twins."Would you like to know the sex of the babies?" the doctor asked.'I said, "No, I want to be surprised.
Just tell me if they're the same."
"No, he replied.
                                                     Rachel Friedman